And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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