I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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