Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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