Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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