is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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