Where did you get a picture of my penis
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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