he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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