But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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