My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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