I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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