Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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