I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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