It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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