That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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