Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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