THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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