I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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