...so i touched it.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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