so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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