Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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