Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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