That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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