She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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