I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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