I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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