Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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