Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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