Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Randomize