Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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