Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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