She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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