Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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