Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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