i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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