He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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