Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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