Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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