How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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