so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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