I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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