If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Terrible idea I love it
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