I'm so fucking centered right now
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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