Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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