love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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