my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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