i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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