Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
In America we eat man semen.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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