im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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