I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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