if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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