from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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