So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Pooping to opera.
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