So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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