weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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