I don't think brook has ever known best
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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