He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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