He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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