Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
where are my eyebrows?
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